Dear Mr. Steward,

I was so worried that when I got fired from my fancy job as a contract girl that no one would want to hire me to make pornos any more. I was so happy that you invited me to be in your movies with open arms. At first I was a little put off that most of the male talent that you use in your movies are angry black guys or ex-convicts, but I eventually realized fucking these sorts of miscreants can be a lot of fun, too. Doing movies for you made me so famous that rich guys fly me all over the world and pay for fancy hotels for us to 'hang out' in! Sometimes I even let them fuck me in the asshole because they are such nice guys! Thank you for making me a star and I am so happy to be in this new movie for you!

Hugs and Kisses,

Cindy Crawford